Weekly Fantasy Update and Power Rankings

Weekly Fantasy Update and Power Rankings

Week 2
Weekly fantasy update:
The average point total this week was 96.1.
Jake pretty much carried the average with 4 teams not breaking 90 this week.

Top 3 Highest Scoring teams so far this season
  1. Bro-Lo El Cuñado - 242
  2. Tinker Stinker Time - 227
  3. The Painting Was a Gift Todd - 208
Top 3 Defensive teams so far this season
  1. Josh Jacobs Jingleheimer - 151
  2. Alvin and the Chipmunks - 159
  3. Tinker Stinker Time - 165
Week 2 Power Rankings
Commissioner
  1. Bro-Lo El Cuñado(+2)
  2. Tinker Stinker Time(-1)
  3. Josh Jacobs Jingleheimere(+1)
  4. Alvin and the Chipmunks(-2)
  5. Two Girls One Kupp(+1)
  6. The Painting Was a Gift Todd (+1)
  7. Team DeBo(+2)
  8. Scary Terry(-3)
  9. Happy McGavin(-1)
  10. Dakin Off My Chu bbs(-)
Algorithm
  1. Bro-Lo El Cuñado
  2. Tinker Stinker Time
  3. Josh Jacobs Jingleheimere
  4. Two Girls One Kupp
  5. Team DeBo
  6. Scary Terry
  7. Alvin and the Chipmunks
  8. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
  9. Happy McGavin
  10. Dakin Off My Chu bbs
Week 1
Weekly fantasy update:
The average point total this week was 93.2.
Home teams were 3-2.

Top 3 Highest Scoring teams so far this season
  1. Tinker Stinker Time - 133
  2. Alvin and the Chipmunks - 110
  3. Bro-Lo El Cuñado - 107
Top 3 Defensive teams so far this season
  1. Alvin and the Chipmunks - 65
  2. Scary Terry - 66
  3. Josh Jacobs Jingleheimer - 70
Week 1 Power Rankings
Commissioner
  1. Tinker Stinker Time
  2. Alvin and the Chipmunks
  3. Bro-Lo El Cuñado
  4. Josh Jacobs Jingleheimere
  5. Scary Terry
  6. Two Girls One Kupp
  7. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
  8. Happy McGavin
  9. Team DeBo
  10. Dakin Off My Chu bbs
Algorithm
  1. Tinker Stinker Time
  2. Alvin and the Chipmunks
  3. Bro-Lo El Cuñado
  4. Josh Jacobs Jingleheimere
  5. Scary Terry
  6. Two Girls One Kupp
  7. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
  8. Happy McGavin
  9. Team DeBo
  10. Dakin Off My Chu bbs
2022 Preseason
2022 Preseason Power Rankings
ESPN Projections
  1. Tinker Stinker Time
  2. Bro-Lo El Cuñado
  3. Happy McGavin
  4. Team DeBo
  5. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
  6. Josh Jacobs Jingleheimer
  7. Cooking Up Something Good
  8. Rodgers To Cobb
  9. Lamar Jackson Not Bad For RB
  10. Scary Terry

Past Seasons

Past Seasons

  • sports_football
    2021
    Week 10
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 86.7.
    Scoring in general was a real struggle this week, again.

    Top 3 Highest Scoring teams so far this season
    1. Scary Terry And Friends - 1089
    2. Tinker Stinker Time - 1039
    3. Team DeBo - 1021
    Top 3 Defensive teams so far this season
    1. Rodgers To Cobb- 843
    2. Lamar Jackson Not Bad For RB - 950
    3. Bro-Lo El Cuñado - 951
    Week 10 Power Rankings
    Commissioner
    1. Scary Terry(-)
    2. Tinker Stinker Time(+4)
    3. Team DeBo(-)
    4. Rodgers To Cobb(-2)
    5. Bishop Sycamore(-1)
    6. It Always Was Cert.Lvr.Boy(-1)
    7. Lamar Jackson Not Bad For RB(+1)
    8. The Painting Was a Gift Todd (+1)
    9. Cooking Up Something Good(+1)
    10. Bro-Lo El Cuñado(-3)
    Algorithm
    1. Rodgers To Cobb
    2. Team DeBo
    3. Scary Terry
    4. It Always Was Cert.Lvr.Boy
    5. Bishop Sycamore
    6. Cooking Up Something Good
    7. Tinker Stinker Time
    8. Bro-Lo El Cuñado
    9. Lamar Jackson Not Bad For RB
    10. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
    Week 9
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 84.2.
    Scoring in general was a real struggle this week.

    Top 3 Highest Scoring teams so far this season
    1. Scary Terry And Friends - 979
    2. Team DeBo - 933
    3. Tinker Stinker Time - 921
    Top 3 Defensive teams so far this season
    1. Rodgers To Cobb- 778
    2. Bro-Lo El Cuñado - 841
    3. Bishop Sycamore - 864
    Week 9 Power Rankings
    Commissioner
    1. Scary Terry And Friends(+2)
    2. Rodgers To Cobb(+3)
    3. Team DeBo(-1)
    4. Bishop Sycamore(-3)
    5. It Always Was Cert.Lvr.Boy(+1)
    6. Tinker Stinker Time(-2)
    7. Bro-Lo El Cuñado(+3)
    8. Lamar Jackson Not Bad For RB(-)
    9. The Painting Was a Gift Todd (-)
    10. Cooking Up Something Good(-3)
    Algorithm
    1. Rodgers To Cobb
    2. Team DeBo
    3. Bishop Sycamore
    4. Scary Terry And Friends
    5. Bro-Lo El Cuñado
    6. It Always Was Cert.Lvr.Boy
    7. Tinker Stinker Time
    8. Cooking Up Something Good
    9. Lamar Jackson Not Bad For RB
    10. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
    Week 8
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 88.1.
    Ryan had his 6 game win streak come to a grinding halt putting up just 49 this week.

    Top 3 Highest Scoring teams so far this season
    1. Scary Terry And Friends - 894
    2. Tinker Stinker Time - 859
    3. Team DeBo - 844
    Top 3 Defensive teams so far this season
    1. Rodgers To Cobb- 707
    2. Bro-Lo El Cuñado - 755
    3. Bishop Sycamore - 779
    Week 8 Power Rankings
    Commissioner
    1. Bishop Sycamore(+2)
    2. Team DeBo(+2)
    3. Scary Terry And Friends(-1)
    4. Tinker Stinker Time(+1)
    5. Rodgers To Cobb(-4)
    6. It Always Was Cert.Lvr.Boy(+2)
    7. Cooking Up Something Good(+2)
    8. Lamar Jackson Not Bad For RB(+2)
    9. The Painting Was a Gift Todd (-3)
    10. Bro-Lo El Cuñado(-3)
    Algorithm
    1. Rodgers To Cobb
    2. Team DeBo
    3. Bishop Sycamore
    4. Scary Terry And Friends
    5. Tinker Stinker Time
    6. Bro-Lo El Cuñado
    7. Cooking Up Something Good
    8. It Always Was Cert.Lvr.Boy
    9. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
    10. Lamar Jackson Not Bad For RB
    Week 7
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 96.5.
    Naf has himself a little win streak picking up his second in a row.

    Top 3 Highest Scoring teams so far this season
    1. Scary Terry And Friends - 788
    2. Rodgers To Cobb - 782
    3. Tinker Stinker Time - 742
    Top 3 Defensive teams so far this season
    1. Rodgers To Cobb- 625
    2. Bro-Lo El Cuñado - 644
    3. Lamar Jackson Not Bad For RB - 681
    Week 7 Power Rankings
    Commissioner
    1. Rodgers To Cobb(-)
    2. Scary Terry And Friends(+1)
    3. Bishop Sycamore(+2)
    4. Team DeBo(-2)
    5. Tinker Stinker Time(-1)
    6. The Painting Was a Gift Todd (+2)
    7. Bro-Lo El Cuñado(+3)
    8. It Always Was Cert.Lvr.Boy(+1)
    9. Cooking Up Something Good(-3)
    10. Lamar Jackson Not Bad For RB(-3)
    Algorithm
    1. Rodgers To Cobb
    2. Team DeBo
    3. Scary Terry And Friends
    4. Bishop Sycamore
    5. Bro-Lo El Cuñado
    6. Tinker Stinker Time
    7. Cooking Up Something Good
    8. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
    9. Lamar Jackson Not Bad For RB
    10. It Always Was Cert.Lvr.Boy
    Week 6
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 102.3.
    East Division was 1-4 this week, with the lone win coming from Naf for his first of the year.

    Top 3 Highest Scoring teams so far this season
    1. Rodgers To Cobb - 681
    2. Scary Terry And Friends - 675
    3. Tinker Stinker Time - 666
    Top 3 Defensive teams so far this season
    1. Rodgers To Cobb- 549
    2. Bro-Lo El Cuñado - 553
    3. Lamar Jackson Not Bad For RB - 568
    Week 6 Power Rankings
    Commissioner
    1. Rodgers To Cobb(-)
    2. Team DeBo(-)
    3. Scary Terry And Friends(-)
    4. Tinker Stinker Time(-)
    5. Bishop Sycamore(-)
    6. Cooking Up Something Good(+4)
    7. Lamar Jackson Not Bad For RB(+2)
    8. The Painting Was a Gift Todd (-)
    9. It Always Was Cert.Lvr.Boy(-2)
    10. Bro-Lo El Cuñado(-4)
    Algorithm
    1. Rodgers To Cobb
    2. Team DeBo
    3. Scary Terry And Friends
    4. Tinker Stinker Time
    5. Cooking Up Something Good
    6. Bro-Lo El Cuñado
    7. Bishop Sycamore
    8. It Always Was Cert.Lvr.Boy
    9. Lamar Jackson Not Bad For RB
    10. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
    Week 5
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 114.6.
    For the second week in a row my team was top scoring, I am bracing for a 50 point week.
    East division has 4 teams sitting at 3 and 2, and Naf who is still trying to break into the win column.

    Top 3 Highest Scoring teams so far this season
    1. Rodgers To Cobb - 567
    2. Scary Terry And Friends - 564
    3. Tinker Stinker Time - 550
    Top 3 Defensive teams so far this season
    1. Rodgers To Cobb- 438
    2. Bro-Lo El Cuñado - 445
    3. Lamar Jackson Not Bad For RB - 499
    Week 5 Power Rankings
    Commissioner
    1. Rodgers To Cobb(-)
    2. Team DeBo(+1)
    3. Scary Terry And Friends(+2)
    4. Tinker Stinker Time(-2)
    5. Bishop Sycamore(-1)
    6. Bro-Lo El Cuñado(+1)
    7. DONDA DONDA(-1)
    8. The Painting Was a Gift Todd (-)
    9. Lamar Jackson Not Bad For RB(-)
    10. Cooking Up Something Good(-)
    Algorithm
    1. Rodgers To Cobb
    2. Team DeBo
    3. Tinker Stinker Time
    4. Bro-Lo El Cuñado
    5. Scary Terry And Friends
    6. Bishop Sycamore
    7. DONDA DONDA
    8. Cooking Up Something Good
    9. Lamar Jackson Not Bad For RB
    10. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
    Week 4
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 100.4.
    My team finally put a great week together, and I got to lead scoring.
    No undefeated teams remain, but Naf is still looking for a win.

    Top 3 Highest Scoring teams so far this season
    1. Tinker Stinker Time - 460
    2. Rodgers To Cobb - 443
    3. Scary Terry And Friends - 419
    Top 3 Defensive teams so far this season
    1. Rodgers To Cobb- 315
    2. Bro-Lo El Cuñado - 345
    3. Lamar Jackson Not Bad For RB - 375
    Week 4 Power Rankings
    Commissioner
    1. Rodgers To Cobb(+2)
    2. Tinker Stinker Time(-)
    3. Team DeBo(-2)
    4. Bishop Sycamore(-)
    5. Scary Terry And Friends(+1)
    6. DONDA DONDA(+1)
    7. Bro-Lo El Cuñado(+3)
    8. The Painting Was a Gift Todd (-3)
    9. Lamar Jackson Not Bad For RB(-)
    10. Cooking Up Something Good(-2)
    Algorithm
    1. Rodgers To Cobb
    2. Tinker Stinker Time
    3. Bro-Lo El Cuñado
    4. Team DeBo
    5. Bishop Sycamore
    6. Scary Terry And Friends
    7. Cooking Up Something Good
    8. DONDA DONDA
    9. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
    10. Lamar Jackson Not Bad For RB
    Week 3
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 100.
    Anthony led the way with the most points this week followed by Eric who unfortunately was playing him.

    Top 3 Highest Scoring teams so far this season
    1. Tinker Stinker Time - 371
    2. Team DeBo - 362
    3. Rodgers To Cobb - 320
    Top 3 Defensive teams so far this season
    1. Lamar Jackson Not Bad For RB - 252
    2. Bro-Lo El Cuñado - 256
    3. Rodgers To Cobb- 262
    Week 3 Power Rankings
    Commissioner
    1. Team DeBo(+1)
    2. Tinker Stinker Time(-1)
    3. Rodgers To Cobb(+1)
    4. Bishop Sycamore(-1)
    5. The Painting Was a Gift Todd (+2)
    6. Scary Terry And Friends(+3)
    7. DONDA DONDA(+3)
    8. Cooking Up Something Good(-3)
    9. Lamar Jackson Not Bad For RB(-3)
    10. Bro-Lo El Cuñado(-2)
    Algorithm
    1. Tinker Stinker Time
    2. Team DeBo
    3. Cooking Up Something Good
    4. Rodgers To Cobb
    5. Bishop Sycamore
    6. Bro-Lo El Cuñado
    7. Scary Terry And Friends
    8. Lamar Jackson Not Bad For RB
    9. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
    10. DONDA DONDA
    Week 2
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 103.7.
    Average was a bit high thanks to Ryan, Chandler and Anthony all having huge weeks.

    Top 3 Highest Scoring teams so far this season
    1. Tinker Stinker Time - 270
    2. Rodgers To Cobb - 226
    3. Team DeBo - 223
    Top 3 Defensive teams so far this season
    1. Bro-Lo El Cuñado - 162
    2. Lamar Jackson Not Bad For RB - 174
    3. Rodgers To Cobb- 181
    Week 2 Power Rankings
    Commissioner
    1. Tinker Stinker Time(-)
    2. Team DeBo(+2)
    3. Bishop Sycamore(-)
    4. Rodgers To Cobb(+5)
    5. Cooking Up Something Good(-3)
    6. Lamar Jackson Not Bad For RB(-)
    7. The Painting Was a Gift Todd (-2)
    8. Bro-Lo El Cuñado(-)
    9. Scary Terry And Friends(+1)
    10. DONDA DONDA(-3)
    Algorithm
    1. Tinker Stinker Time
    2. Team DeBo
    3. Rodgers To Cobb
    4. Cooking Up Something Good
    5. Bishop Sycamore
    6. Bro-Lo El Cuñado
    7. Lamar Jackson Not Bad For RB
    8. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
    9. Scary Terry And Friends
    10. DONDA DONDA
    Week 1
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 96.1.
    Big come from behind win for Chandler after Naf jumped out to a huge lead.
    Home teams were 4-1 with me being the only loser.

    Top 3 Highest Scoring teams so far this season
    1. Tinker Stinker Time - 131
    2. Cooking Up Something Good - 117
    3. The Painting Was a Gift Todd - 101
    Top 3 Defensive teams so far this season
    1. Bro-Lo El Cuñado - 60
    2. Cooking Up Something Good - 74
    3. Team DeBo & Bishop Sycamore- 89
    Week 1 Power Rankings
    Commissioner
    1. Tinker Stinker Time(+1)
    2. Cooking Up Something Good(+6)
    3. Bishop Sycamore(+2)
    4. Team DeBo(+4)
    5. The Painting Was a Gift Todd (+1)
    6. Lamar Jackson Not Bad For RB(-5)
    7. DONDA DONDA(-3)
    8. Bro-Lo El Cuñado(+2)
    9. Rodgers To Cobb(-6)
    10. Comeback Kid(-1)
    Algorithm
    1. Tinker Stinker Time
    2. Cooking Up Something Good
    3. Bro-Lo El Cuñado
    4. Bishop Sycamore
    5. Team DeBo
    6. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
    7. DONDA DONDA
    8. Lamar Jackson Not Bad For RB
    9. Rodgers To Cobb
    10. Comeback Kid
    2021 Preseason
    Commissioner's Draft Thoughts:
    Ryan: Strong WRs if Henry stays healthy and Jacobs leads the platoon pretty strong lineup
    Eric: Saquon and DK can carry the team, and if Ekeler stays healthy very dangerous
    Naf: Some solid RBs and potentially top tier WRs
    Chandler: Definite Boom or Bust potential, if Falcons let it fly and the Rams put up a ton of points watch out
    Graham: Autodraft does not care about bye weeks, 5 players with the same bye will be brutal
    Zak: Kept stealing players I wanted, potential to put up a lot of points in a hurry
    Jacob: Took some chances picking up a defense in round 7 and kicker in round 9
    Commissioner: In Ohio State I trust I guess, need Buckeyes to outperform reason
    Anthony: Looking a little weak at WR, but Kittle and Mixon can probably steal a couple wins
    Brandon: High ceiling team, decently high floor as well
    Commissioner's Roster Breakdown:
    Ryan:
    • Strengths: WR, QB
    • Weaknesses: RB
    Eric:
    • Strengths: RB
    • Weaknesses: WR
    Naf:
    • Strengths: RB
    • Weaknesses: TE, WR
    Chandler:
    • Strengths: WR, QB, TE
    • Weaknesses: RB
    Graham:
    • Strengths: RB
    • Weaknesses: Bye Weeks, QB
    Zak:
    • Strengths: WR, QB
    • Weaknesses: RB
    Jacob:
    • Strengths: WR, QB
    • Weaknesses: RB
    Commissioner:
    • Strengths: RB, TE
    • Weaknesses: Drafting in general
    Anthony:
    • Strengths: RB, TE
    • Weaknesses: WR
    Brandon:
    • Strengths: RB, TE, QB
    • Weaknesses: WR
    2021 Preseason Power Rankings
    Commissioner
    1. The Magic Gus Bus
    2. Tinker Stinker Time
    3. Rodgers To Cobb
    4. DONDA DONDA
    5. Bishop Sycamore
    6. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
    7. Cooking Up Something Good
    8. Team DeBo
    9. Comeback Kid
    10. Bro-Lo El Cuñado
  • sports_football
    2020
    Playoffs Complete
    Weekly fantasy update:
    Chandler has won the Cottrell Bowl to claim back to back titles, with Derrick Henry yet again being an X Factor for his team. The average point total this round was 197.
    The average point total for this year was 92.4.
    Playoffs Round 1
    Weekly fantasy update:
    We got a Cottrell Bowl in the championship, league office is happy to avoid shipping the trophy this year. The average point total this round was 187.5.
    Week 13
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 86.
    Playoffs begin this week with Anthony playing Brandon and Graham taking on Chandler.

    Top 3 Highest Scoring teams this season
    1. The Cookie Monster - 1324
    2. Tinker Stinker Time - 1305
    3. Alvin and The Chipmunks - 1303
    Top 3 Defensive teams this season
    1. The Painting Was a Gift Todd - 1112
    2. Fresh Prince Of Helaire - 1131
    3. Matty Ice Ice Baby - 1132
    Week 13 Power Rankings
    Commissioner
    1. *Tinker Stinker Time (+3)
    2. *The Cookie Monster (-1)
    3. *Fresh Prince Of Helaire (+2)
    4. *Matty Ice Ice Baby (-2)
    5. Alvin and The Chipmunks (+1)
    6. Thielen Dangerous (-2)
    7. Full Chubb (+1)
    8. Comeback Kid (+1)
    9. The Painting Was a Gift Todd (-2)
    10. Bro-Lo El Cuñado (-)
    Algorithm
    1. The Cookie Monster(-)
    2. Matty Ice Ice Baby(-)
    3. Tinker Stinker Time(-)
    4. Fresh Prince Of Helaire(-)
    5. Alvin and The Chipmunks (-)
    6. Full Chubb(+2)
    7. The Painting Was a Gift Todd(-1)
    8. Thielen Dangerous(-1)
    9. Comeback Kid(-)
    10. Bro-Lo El Cuñado(-)
    Week 12
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 103.5.
    Me, Eric, and Jacob are still the only teams out of playoff contention.
    Brandon and Graham are in the playoffs.
    Path to the playoffs for the rest:
    Zak:
    Win: Make Playoffs
    Lose: Out
    Chandler:
    Win: Make Playoffs
    Lose: Needs Anthony loss AND outscore Ryan by 34 points
    Ryan:
    Win: Needs Anthony loss AND Zak loss or if Zak wins, be outscored by no more than 33 points by Chandler
    Lose: Out
    Anthony:
    Win: Make Playoffs
    Lose: Needs Ryan loss AND Zak loss, or outscore Ryan by 125
    Naf:
    Win: Needs Zak loss AND Anthony loss AND either Ryan loss or outscore Ryan by 153
    Lose: Out


    Top 3 Highest Scoring teams so far this season
    1. The Cookie Monster - 1231
    2. Thielen Dangerous - 1209
    3. Alvin and The Chipmunks - 1203
    Top 3 Defensive teams so far this season
    1. The Painting Was a Gift Todd - 1019
    2. Matty Ice Ice Baby - 1046
    3. Fresh Prince Of Helaire - 1069
    Week 12 Power Rankings
    Commissioner
    1. *The Cookie Monster (-)
    2. *Matty Ice Ice Baby (+4)
    3. Thielen Dangerous (+1)
    4. Tinker Stinker Time (-1)
    5. Fresh Prince Of Helaire (+2)
    6. Alvin and The Chipmunks (-4)
    7. The Painting Was a Gift Todd (-2)
    8. Full Chubb (-)
    9. Comeback Kid (+1)
    10. Bro-Lo El Cuñado (-1)
    Algorithm
    1. The Cookie Monster(-)
    2. Matty Ice Ice Baby(-)
    3. Tinker Stinker Time(+1)
    4. Fresh Prince Of Helaire(+2)
    5. Alvin and The Chipmunks (-2)
    6. The Painting Was a Gift Todd(-1)
    7. Thielen Dangerous(-)
    8. Full Chubb(+1)
    9. Comeback Kid(-1)
    10. Bro-Lo El Cuñado(-)
    Week 11
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 95.7.
    Me, Eric, and Jacob are all out of playoff contention.
    Anthony vs Ryan and Chandler vs Naf are big games with potential playoff implications.

    Top 3 Highest Scoring teams so far this season
    1. Alvin and The Chipmunks - 1126
    2. The Cookie Monster - 1110
    3. Thielen Dangerous - 1064
    Top 3 Defensive teams so far this season
    1. The Painting Was a Gift Todd - 909
    2. Bro-Lo El Cuñado - 988
    3. Matty Ice Ice Baby - 990
    Week 11 Power Rankings
    Commissioner
    1. The Cookie Monster (-)
    2. Alvin and The Chipmunks (+1)
    3. Tinker Stinker Time (+4)
    4. Thielen Dangerous (-)
    5. The Painting Was a Gift Todd (+1)
    6. Matty Ice Ice Baby (-4)
    7. Fresh Prince Of Helaire (+1)
    8. Full Chubb (-3)
    9. Bro-Lo El Cuñado (-)
    10. Comeback Kid (-)
    Algorithm
    1. The Cookie Monster(+1)
    2. Matty Ice Ice Baby(-1)
    3. Alvin and The Chipmunks(+2)
    4. Tinker Stinker Time(-)
    5. The Painting Was a Gift Todd(+1)
    6. Fresh Prince Of Helaire(-3)
    7. Thielen Dangerous(-)
    8. Comeback Kid(+1)
    9. Full Chubb(-1)
    10. Bro-Lo El Cuñado(-)
    Week 10
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 81.
    Ryan had a heartbreak lost to a man who said "I’ve given up on fantasy".
    The East is still crazy close and Brandon and Graham will both try and clinch playoff spots this week.

    Top 3 Highest Scoring teams so far this season
    1. Alvin and The Chipmunks - 1032
    2. The Cookie Monster - 1012
    3. Thielen Dangerous - 947
    Top 3 Defensive teams so far this season
    1. The Painting Was a Gift Todd - 811
    2. Team Jacob - 871
    3. Full Chubb - 888
    Week 10 Power Rankings
    Commissioner
    1. The Cookie Monster (+1)
    2. Matty Ice Ice Baby (-1)
    3. Alvin and The Chipmunks (+1)
    4. Thielen Dangerous (+3)
    5. Full Chubb (+3)
    6. The Painting Was a Gift Todd (-3)
    7. Tinker Stinker Time (-2)
    8. Fresh Prince Of Helaire (-2)
    9. Team Jacob (-)
    10. Comeback Kid (-)
    Algorithm
    1. Matty Ice Ice Baby(-)
    2. The Cookie Monster(-)
    3. Fresh Prince Of Helaire(-)
    4. Tinker Stinker Time(+2)
    5. Alvin and The Chipmunks(-1)
    6. The Painting Was a Gift Todd(-1)
    7. Thielen Dangerous(-)
    8. Full Chubb(-)
    9. Comeback Kid(+1)
    10. Team Jacob(-1)
    Week 9
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 86.9.
    The train wreck that is my team keeps on being a disappointment.
    The 3 win glass ceiling I have encountered the last 2 seasons is getting really old as well.

    Top 3 Highest Scoring teams so far this season
    1. Alvin and The Chipmunks - 932
    2. The Cookie Monster - 929
    3. Matty Ice Ice Baby - 885
    Top 3 Defensive teams so far this season
    1. The Painting Was a Gift Todd - 729
    2. Fresh Prince Of Helaire - 807
    3. Team Jacob - 811
    Week 9 Power Rankings
    Commissioner
    1. Matty Ice Ice Baby (-)
    2. The Cookie Monster (+2)
    3. The Painting Was a Gift Todd (+3)
    4. Alvin and The Chipmunks (-2)
    5. Tinker Stinker Time (-2)
    6. Fresh Prince Of Helaire (-1)
    7. Thielen Dangerous (-)
    8. Full Chubb (+1)
    9. Team Jacob (-1)
    10. Comeback Kid (-)
    Algorithm
    1. Matty Ice Ice Baby(-)
    2. The Cookie Monster(+2)
    3. Fresh Prince Of Helaire(-1)
    4. Alvin and The Chipmunks(-1)
    5. The Painting Was a Gift Todd(-)
    6. Tinker Stinker Time(-)
    7. Thielen Dangerous(-)
    8. Full Chubb(-)
    9. Team Jacob(-)
    10. Comeback Kid(-)
    Week 8
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 88.5.
    Fun fact the DeBellis Brothers combined for the same amount of points as Brandon, more depressing than fun actually.

    Top 3 Highest Scoring teams so far this season
    1. Alvin and The Chipmunks - 850
    2. The Cookie Monster - 829
    3. Tinker Stinker Time - 798
    Top 3 Defensive teams so far this season
    1. The Painting Was a Gift Todd - 646
    2. Full Chubb - 703
    3. Matty Ice Ice Baby - 718
    Week 8 Power Rankings
    Commissioner
    1. Matty Ice Ice Baby (+1)
    2. Alvin and The Chipmunks (+2)
    3. Tinker Stinker Time (-2)
    4. The Cookie Monster (+2)
    5. Fresh Prince Of Helaire (-2)
    6. The Painting Was a Gift Todd (+1)
    7. Thielen Dangerous (-2)
    8. Team Jacob (-)
    9. Full Chubb (+1)
    10. Comeback Kid (-1)
    Algorithm
    1. Matty Ice Ice Baby(+1)
    2. Fresh Prince Of Helaire(-1)
    3. Alvin and The Chipmunks(+1)
    4. The Cookie Monster(-1)
    5. The Painting Was a Gift Todd(-)
    6. Tinker Stinker Time(-)
    7. Thielen Dangerous(-)
    8. Full Chubb(+2)
    9. Team Jacob(-1)
    10. Comeback Kid(-1)
    Week 7
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 88.3.
    Only 1 team broke 100 this week.

    Top 3 Highest Scoring teams so far this season
    1. Alvin and The Chipmunks - 744
    2. Tinker Stinker Time - 714
    3. Fresh Prince Of Helaire - 701
    Top 3 Defensive teams so far this season
    1. The Painting Was a Gift Todd - 587
    2. Team Burko - 610
    3. Comeback Kid - 630
    Week 7 Power Rankings
    Commissioner
    1. Tinker Stinker Time (+3)
    2. Matty Ice Ice Baby (-1)
    3. Fresh Prince Of Helaire (+2)
    4. Alvin and The Chipmunks (-2)
    5. Thielen Dangerous (+2)
    6. The Cookie Monster (-3)
    7. The Painting Was a Gift Todd (+2)
    8. Team Jacob (-)
    9. Comeback Kid (-3)
    10. Full Chubb (-)
    Algorithm
    1. Fresh Prince Of Helaire(-)
    2. Matty Ice Ice Baby(+1)
    3. The Cookie Monster(-1)
    4. Alvin and The Chipmunks(-)
    5. The Painting Was a Gift Todd(-)
    6. Tinker Stinker Time(-)
    7. Thielen Dangerous(-)
    8. Team Jacob(-)
    9. Comeback Kid(-)
    10. Full Chubb(-)
    Week 6
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 88.3.
    Pretty sure Eric set a new record low for someone playing a full lineup, putting up 35 points.

    Top 3 Highest Scoring teams so far this season
    1. Alvin and The Chipmunks - 669
    2. The Cookie Monster - 629
    3. Fresh Prince Of Helaire - 605
    Top 3 Luckiest Teams so far this year (aka fewest points against)
    1. The Painting Was a Gift Todd - 512
    2. Team Jacob - 514
    3. Matty Ice Ice Baby - 535
    Week 6 Power Rankings
    Commissioner
    1. Matty Ice Ice Baby (-)
    2. Alvin and The Chipmunks (+1)
    3. The Cookie Monster (+5)
    4. Tinker Stinker Time (+2)
    5. Fresh Prince Of Helaire (-3)
    6. Comeback Kid (-2)
    7. Thielen Dangerous (-2)
    8. Team Jacob (+1)
    9. The Painting Was a Gift Todd (-2)
    10. Full Chubb (-)
    Algorithm
    1. Fresh Prince Of Helaire
    2. The Cookie Monster
    3. Matty Ice Ice Baby
    4. Alvin and The Chipmunks
    5. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
    6. Tinker Stinker Time
    7. Thielen Dangerous
    8. Team Jacob
    9. Comeback Kid
    10. Full Chubb
    Week 5
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 88.6.
    Well, the three teams that played lineups that were short players all won and one of them lead everyone in scoring this week, so that happened.

    Top 3 Highest Scoring teams so far this season
    1. Alvin and The Chipmunks - 569
    2. Fresh Prince Of Helaire - 515
    3. Thielen Dangerous - 514
    Top 3 Luckiest Teams so far this year (aka fewest points against)
    1. Team Jacob - 414
    2. Comeback Kid - 427
    3. Matty Ice Ice Baby - 453
    Week 5 Power Rankings
    1. Matty Ice Ice Baby (+1)
    2. Fresh Prince Of Helaire (-1)
    3. Alvin and The Chipmunks (-)
    4. Comeback Kid (+1)
    5. Thielen Dangerous (-1)
    6. Tinker Stinker Time (-)
    7. The Painting Was a Gift Todd (+3)
    8. The Cookie Monster (-1)
    9. Team Jacob (-)
    10. Full Chubb (-2)
    Week 4
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 92.
    To say scoring was down this week is a little bit of an understatement, but it was due in large part to lots of injuries.

    Top 3 Highest Scoring teams so far this season
    1. Alvin and The Chipmunks - 471
    2. Fresh Prince Of Helaire - 450
    3. Thielen Dangerous - 416
    Top 3 Luckiest Teams so far this year (aka fewest points against)
    1. Comeback Kid - 324
    2. Team Jacob - 343
    3. The Painting Was a Gift Todd - 379
    Week 4 Power Rankings (ESPN Rankings)
    1. Fresh Prince Of Helaire (1)
    2. Matty Ice Ice Baby (3)
    3. Alvin and The Chipmunks (4)
    4. Thielen Dangerous (5)
    5. Comeback Kid (2)
    6. Tinker Stinker Time (6)
    7. The Cookie Monster (7)
    8. Full Chubb (8)
    9. Team Jacob (9)
    10. The Painting Was a Gift Todd (10)
    Week 3
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 99.7.
    Week 3 Power Rankings
    1. Fresh Prince Of Helaire
    2. Alvin and The Chipmunks
    3. Tinker Stinker Time
    4. Comeback Kid
    5. Full Chubb
    6. Thielen Dangerous
    7. Matty Ice Ice Baby
    8. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
    9. The Cookie Monster
    10. Team Jacob
    Week 2
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 106.1, and my streak of 6 straight regular season losses was snapped.
    I am also suffering from not being able to set a damn lineup to save my life.
    Week 2 Power Rankings
    1. Alvin and The Chipmunks
    2. Fresh Prince Of Helaire
    3. Thielen Dangerous
    4. Tinker Stinker Time
    5. Matty Ice Ice Baby
    6. Full Chubb
    7. Comeback Kid
    8. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
    9. Team Jacob
    10. The Cookie Monster
    Week 1
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 96.9, and my team is trash yet again.
    Week 1 Power Rankings
    1. Fresh Prince Of Helaire
    2. The Cookie Monster
    3. Thielen Dangerous
    4. Tinker Stinker Time
    5. Alvin and The Chipmunks
    6. Matty Ice Ice Baby
    7. Full Chubb
    8. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
    9. Team Jacob
    10. Comeback Kid
    2020 Preseason
    Commissioner's Draft Thoughts:
    Ryan: Like Kamara, Mahomes, and Gordon, not sure about WR choices
    Eric: If Baker can be remotely decent and Bell returns to form, could be a dangerous team
    Naf: Set your lineup and pray to the Greek God of ACLs
    Chandler: Not sure Bills Mafia would take their defense in the 8th, but I believe in Henry and Lamar
    Graham: You know you can still autodraft while being in the draft room right?
    Zak: Real boom or bust potential
    Jacob: Have to wonder about the strategy of using 2 of 3 bench positions on TEs
    Commissioner: Really need to let autodraft save me from myself in the future
    Anthony: Need to hope for a return to form for David Johnson
    Brandon: Not a believer in Drake, Carson, Fuller, and Metcalf could all be big, or a mess
    2020 Preseason Power Rankings
    1. Return of the Mack
    2. Magnum Johnson
    3. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
    4. Cooper eats the Pooper
    5. Beats By DeAndre
    6. Thielen Dangerous
    7. Team Jacob
    8. Comeback Kid
    9. Team Tony
    10. Saquon Deez Nuts... Again
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    2019
    Playoffs Complete
    Weekly fantasy update:
    Chandler finally has a real Championship, due in large point to Naf playing an injured Derrick Henry the first week of the game. The average point total this round was 173.5.
    The average point total for this year was 95.
    Playoffs Round 1
    Weekly fantasy update:
    Battle of the Bozos fell short as Chandler will be facing off with Naf in the championship. The average point total this round was 195.5.
    Week 13 End of Regular Season
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 78.8, likely the lowest ever weekly average.
    Playoffs
    1. Thielen Dangerous
    2. Return of the Mack
    3. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
    4. Cooper eats the Pooper
    5. Magnum Johnson
    6. Beats By DeAndre
    7. Saquon Deez Nuts... Again
    8. Commissioner Big Dog
    Week 12
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 98.1.
    Week 12 Power Rankings
    1. Cooper eats the Pooper
    2. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
    3. Thielen Dangerous
    4. Magnum Johnson
    5. Return of the Mack
    6. Saquon Deez Nuts... Again
    7. Beats By DeAndre
    8. Commissioner Big Dog
    Playoff Predictions
    • The Painting Was a Gift Todd(100%)
    • Cooper eats the Pooper(99.8%)
    • Thielen Dangerous(82.8%)
    • Return of the Mack(51.3%)
    • Magnum Johnson(49.9%)
    • Beats By DeAndre
    • Saquon Deez Nuts... Again
    • Commissioner Big Dog
    Week 11
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 90, because Graham somehow played a full lineup and only scored 44.
    Week 11 Power Rankings
    1. Thielen Dangerous
    2. Cooper eats the Pooper
    3. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
    4. Return of the Mack
    5. Commissioner Big Dog
    6. Magnum Johnson
    7. Saquon Deez Nuts... Again
    8. Beats By DeAndre
    Playoff Predictions,
    Confidence level
    • Thielen Dangerous(82.8%)
    • Cooper eats the Pooper(76.4%)
    • Return of the Mack(66.3%)
    • The Painting Was a Gift Todd(62.3%)
    • Magnum Johnson(41.9%)
    • Beats By DeAndre(33.3%)
    • Saquon Deez Nuts... Again(14.6%)
    • Commissioner Big Dog(10.3%)
    Week 10
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 97.
    Week 10 Power Rankings
    1. Return of the Mack
    2. Thielen Dangerous
    3. Cooper eats the Pooper
    4. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
    5. Beats By DeAndre
    6. Magnum Johnson
    7. Commissioner Big Dog
    8. Saquon Deez Nuts... Again
    Playoff Predictions,
    Confidence level and remaining strength of schedule, 1 = Most Difficult
    • Return of the Mack(81.3%)(SOS: 6)
    • Cooper eats the Pooper(76.4%)(SOS: 1)
    • Thielen Dangerous(75.8%)(SOS: 7)
    • The Painting Was a Gift Todd(62.3%)(SOS: 2)
    • Magnum Johnson(49.9%)(SOS: 8)
    • Beats By DeAndre(47.6%)(SOS: 4)
    • Saquon Deez Nuts... Again(34.5%)(SOS: 5)
    • Commissioner Big Dog(1.3%)(SOS: 3)
    Week 9
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 98.
    Week 9 Power Rankings
    1. Magnum Johnson
    2. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
    3. Return of the Mack
    4. Cooper eats the Pooper
    5. Commissioner Big Dog
    6. Beats By DeAndre
    7. Thielen Dangerous
    8. Saquon Deez Nuts... Again
    First Ever Playoff Predictions,
    Confidence level and remaining strength of schedule, 1 = Most Difficult
     Edit: These predictions were based off of the incorrect belief that 2 teams from each conference made the playoffs
    • Return of the Mack(92.3%)(SOS: 7)
    • Magnum Johnson(84.7%)(SOS: 8)
    • Thielen Dangerous(75.8%)(SOS: 6)
    • The Painting Was a Gift Todd(67.6%)(SOS: 1)
    • Cooper eats the Pooper(59.9%)(SOS: 2)
    • Saquon Deez Nuts... Again(54.5%)(SOS: 5)
    • Beats By DeAndre(37.4%)(SOS: 4)
    • Commissioner Big Dog(12.1%)(SOS: 3)
    Week 8
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 111.9.
    Week 8 Power Rankings
    1. Thielen Dangerous
    2. Beats By DeAndre
    3. Return of the Mack
    4. Magnum Johnson
    5. Commissioner Big Dog
    6. Saquon Deez Nuts... Again
    7. Cooper eats the Pooper
    8. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
    Week 7
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 89.8.
    Week 7 Power Rankings
    1. Return of the Mack
    2. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
    3. Saquon Deez Nuts... Again
    4. Cooper eats the Pooper
    5. Thielen Dangerous
    6. Commissioner Big Dog
    7. Beats By DeAndre
    8. Magnum Johnson
    Week 6
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 100.1.
    Week 6 Power Rankings
    1. Cooper eats the Pooper
    2. Return of the Mack
    3. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
    4. Magnum Johnson
    5. Beats By DeAndre
    6. Commissioner Big Dog
    7. Saquon Deez Nuts... Again
    8. Thielen Dangerous
    Week 5
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 103.4.
    Week 5 Power Rankings
    1. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
    2. Cooper eats the Pooper
    3. Saquon Deez Nuts... Again
    4. Beats By DeAndre
    5. Thielen Dangerous
    6. Magnum Johnson
    7. Commissioner Big Dog
    8. Return of the Mack
    Week 4
    Weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 88 which is real bad. Looking to outsource these updates.
    Week 4 Power Rankings
    1. Thielen Dangerous
    2. Return of the Mack
    3. Cooper eats the Pooper
    4. Saquon Deez Nuts... Again
    5. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
    6. Commissioner Big Dog
    7. Magnum Johnson
    8. Beats By DeAndre
    Week 3
    Weekly fantasy update, basically a 7 team league edition:
    The average point total this week was 93.5 which isn't half bad.
    My team sucks and I hate it and set a lineup so poorly even Ryan would have been embarassed as I drop to 0-3 and help Zak get back on track.
    Naf wins again to continue this bizarro world season putting up the most points yet again sinking Chandler who made what appeared to be the right call sitting Shady, but ended up costing him the game.
    Brandon watched his team's hopes limp off the field and helped Ryan steal a win while being outscored by half the league.
    Graham stays a member with me in the 0 win club, watching Mark Ingram II drop 31 on him and lift Eric to a key win.

    Looking ahead:
    Eric beats my team as I just countdown the days til next year.
    Naf looks to extend his winning streak to an unfathomable 4 games against Brandon and his crippled lineup.
    Zak hopefully extends his winning streak to 3 games and keeps Graham out of the win column so I don't feel quite as bad.
    Ryan tries to close the gap in the power rankings against Chandler who hopes to avoid a third straight loss.
    Week 3 Power Rankings
    1. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
    2. Return of the Mack
    3. Magnum Johnson
    4. Thielen Dangerous
    5. Cooper eats the Pooper
    6. Beats By DeAndre
    7. Saquon Deez Nuts... Again
    8. Commissioner Big Dog
    Week 2
    Weekly fantasy update, dumpster fire edition:
    The average point total this week was just 86.1 which is just awful and a decent chunk below last year's average of 95.3.
    Let's get it out of the way early, Naf continues to dominate the league with another victory which was locked up before one of his RBs and his Flex had even played leaving Big Dog to be sent home with his tail between his legs and a shit team.
    In the lowest scoring game of the week, Zak was Thielen himself and managed to pull off the win despite going with just about all the wrong lineup choices, which means Chandler and his pooper of a team feeling like the obvious pun.
    Eric beat Brandon in the Who Give's a Damn Bowl, neither team broke 80 and both teams bring great shame to this league.
    Finally, Ryan had his crush on Mahomes reach new heights and posted the highest point total of the week against Graham, the former powerhouse squad who must like their real life counterparts, completely fell apart after parting ways with Antonio Brown.

    Looking ahead:
    Big Dog will try to just fucking win 1 damn game, welcoming Zak to the Doghouse.
    Chandler hosts top ranked Naf as he hopes to bounce back from a pathetic performance and derail the current league powerhouse.
    Ryan looks for a little revenge in this rematch of last year's championship game taking on Brandon and his struggling squad.
    Eric attempts to extend his winning streak to 2 against Graham and his pourous defense which has allowed the most points through 2 weeks.
    Week 2 Power Rankings
    1. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
    2. Return of the Mack
    3. Magnum Johnson
    4. Thielen Dangerous
    5. Commissioner Big Dog
    6. Saquon Deez Nuts... Again
    7. Cooper eats the Pooper
    8. Beats By DeAndre
    Week 1
    It is time for this year's first weekly fantasy update:
    The average point total this week was 100.1 which just about matches the week 1 average from last year of 100.9.
    Chandler's team of holdouts and injuries holds on for the win in a game in which we both with we would have played our high scoring bench players with the last name Jackson.
    New name same results, as the team formerly known as Factory of Sadness put up the lowest total of the week in a matchup where even the ideal lineup would have lost to the unexpected juggernaut and terribly named The Painting Was a Gift Todd.
    In the expected clash of the titans between the previous two champions Brandon and Graham, Brandon pulled ahead thanks in large part to the unexpectedly high scoring performance put on by Josh "Jacob" Jacobs.
    And finally Big Magnum Johnson leaves the highest scoring player of the week on the bench and it was just enough for Ryan to pull off the upset even though it looks like his lineup setting struggles are not quite behind him.

    Looking ahead:
    Naf looks to continue his season of domination while I just hope to have fun compete at this point.
    Zak hopes to right the ship against St. Jeffrey's Team for the Greedy and Crippled in what could be the low scoring game of the week.
    Eric will put Sammy Watkins in and probably preform some sort of sacrifice hoping for a repeat performance and first win over Brandon who is on upset alert.
    Ryan hopes to get over disrepecting his team's namesake and his struggles setting lineups, while Graham hunts the waiver wire for a defense that might not cost him 8 points again.
    Week 1 Power Rankings
    1. The Painting Was a Gift Todd
    2. Saquon Deez Nuts... Again
    3. Beats By DeAndre
    4. Cooper eats the Pooper
    5. Commissioner Big Dog
    6. Return of the Mack
    7. Magnum Johnson
    8. Thielen Dangerous